Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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