We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When are your genitals available?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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