Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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