that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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