Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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