Plan B is the new Plan A
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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