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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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