their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!