I hate your face
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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