There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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