So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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