Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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