We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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