I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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