careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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