And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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