last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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