people are starting to question the shark bite story
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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