Michael Bay diarrhea
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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