Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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