i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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