So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I love you.
Bad choice
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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