we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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