we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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