AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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