I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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