Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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