wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
