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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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