sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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