Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My boob is missing a layer of skin
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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