Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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