the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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