i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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