**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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