i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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