guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm at about main and main street
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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