He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
This show inspires me to have sex in space
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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