Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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