i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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