i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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