How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Farmville is her only friend.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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