were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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