Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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