I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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