you would pick up someone in the library
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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