lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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