If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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