no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm sobbing to NWA
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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