It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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