no. you can't hotbox the world.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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