at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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