Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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