you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The struggles of a small town man whore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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