Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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