my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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