Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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