i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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